carta

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.

Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...

by Can Not April 7, 2005

Carter

Like the hottest guy in the entire world. Like legs so short he has to wear stilts and pants that cover the stilts. The envy of all popular girls in the world. He loves to play video games and chat with frans and always has his shirt off. He has washboard abs and wears Polo Ralph Lauren boxers.

Did you see Madonna on the news last night?
No, I was too busy dreaming about Carter while slowly and indecently touching myself while eating a pastrami on rye.

I saw the sexiest person everrrr,
Who?
He was so a Carter.

by memyself andi November 1, 2010

Shopping Cart

Dance technique adopted by most white, male teenagers that requires very little rhythm and coordination, but still comes off as looking funny and novel enough not to immediately take them out of contention with the better looking women at a club or a party. The shopping cart is peformed by placing one arm out in front of you, as if guiding an imaginary "cart," while with the other you branch out and clench a fist to any random area above your waist, as if "taking groceries of the shelf." In most cases, men who utilize the shopping cart can get a laugh, but those who use it generally are not the ones scoring with the chicks later. Has been a cornerstone of the white male teenager's limited dance repetoire for almost a decade.

"Ethan, afraid of losing Emily to the latino boy break dancing over on the opposite end of the gymnasium, acted quickly and busted out the shopping cart, which made Emily laugh. He quickly poured her some punch, complimented her on her eyes, and persuaded her to go out and get some fresh air. Without the shopping cart, he'd have to subject himself to talking with a butterface like Brenda."

by Nick February 4, 2004

vince carter

Most athletic player ever. Best in the league. People hate on him for no reason their jealous of his abilities.

Vince Carter jumps higher than anyone else.

by white wonder December 16, 2004

cartball

The game of golf, when played using an electric cart. Use of the cart deprives golf of just about any exercise value. As such, the growth of cartball - at the expense of "walking golf" - is a sign of America's increasing laziness.

It seems as if most men over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a rugged workout.

by Peter March 30, 2005

Carthew

A person may be considered a Carthew if they bear the following characteristics:

1) In an argument, must have a droopy face, and in all circumstances, must insist that they are correct,
2) Insert their digits into the crevices of morbidly obese transgender individuals,
3) Must violate underage females as they lay unconscious from over consumption of alcoholic beverages,
4) Must have an IQ of no more than a single digit,
5) Must have fondled oneself over ones sisters profile picture,
6) Must lose consciousness after one alcoholic concoction or less,
7) Must ride a naked pony,
8) In all circumstances must appear to act as gormless as physically (and mentally) possible!

"Damn, that girl is enjoying a good Carthew-ing i.e fat bird getting fingered"

by Anonymoo53 May 20, 2013

Carter

Massive shlong

He has such a Carter!

by VladimirOnlyPutin October 3, 2018