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Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024
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craigs-book

The little black book that contains the name and address of every craigs-hook you have had
Keep your craigs-book as a trophy, even of you get married
by Sexydimma March 21, 2017
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Abigail Lola Craig

You; Whos that?

Person; OH, that's beautimous Abigail Lola Craig, my bestie boo.
by IDontEvenKnow<3 February 16, 2022
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Craig

An electronic company who specializes in bootleg mp3 and mp4 players and sometimes ipod bootlegs since 1963
"yo mate I just bought the Craig nano, it works just like old television but in your hand!"
by Homie The Third August 23, 2021
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Mrs Craig

Oi mrs Craig got me a detention

Ha you got craiged
by Lucas bezo August 7, 2019
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jessica craig

some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...
Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"
by Jessica-May June 5, 2017
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Corner Craig

When a male likes to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.
Man, last night was so fun. I played Corner Craig as my wife got fully adjusted
by Ken Larson January 20, 2024
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