East Coasting

When a man walks up to his best friend and punches his buddy hard enough to cause him to fall on his back and be in a dazed state (but not unconscious). While he is dazed you proceed to strip his pants and hand-jerk him off.

So the other day I was east coasting Travis, totally caught him by surprise.

by Jeremy the Jew September 25, 2008

Colastameat

Meat made shortly after a Colastomy is performed on a individual

If you feel real good and you feel read neat, go down town and buy some Colastameant.

by Robert Cole September 18, 2003

comatext

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.

I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.

by troyfoley July 25, 2007

comestibate

v. to perform a blowjob, to perform fellatio.

Etymology: Conflation of comestible, meaning something eaten, and masturbate.

Your mom comestibated me last night, but she didn't swallow.

by insert_name_here December 28, 2007

coastal steam pot

refers to the vigina of any woman living on the coast, Atlantic or Pacific.

Man I'd like a taste of that coastal steam pot.

by farch June 20, 2009

Coastal Fog

The bleachy sour after taste of semen.

My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.

by wtfgwar July 9, 2010

coaster chicken

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011