Flying Cockroach

While in the doggy-style postion on a trampoline one must seamlessly transition to a full nelson and begin to bounce. At this time an accomplice is needed to initiate a double bounce which provides the air time. When in the air the bitch begins to flail strikingly similar to a cockroach in mid flight.

Jim: can you come over later?

Bob: sure why?

Jim: i need your fat ass to give me a good bounce for the Flying Cockroach!

by 9D1F2 November 1, 2013

jean cock

The phallic shaped bulge visible to the naked eye, through a man's jeans. Usually hanging to the left or right. Jean cock is often very deceiving, as it usually appears bigger than what is actually underneath the jeans.

"Hey Nicole, did you see that guy's jean cock? He looks like he is packing some heat!"
"No, Danielle. I just fucked that guy 2 weeks ago. Such a pencil dick, I wanted to write my name with it. Jean cock strikes again..."

by Dault December 2, 2013

fat coco

A rapper known for huge SoundCloud hits such as "Caluiflower" (a song about one of his tall bitch ass classmates Dan Ray Schmidt) or "My Shawty", a loving tribute to love songs of days past. He may seem like a skinny white kid from j town but once u get to know him u find out that he's surprisingly hood and has received multiple n word passes. Don't mess w him or he'll leave u in the dust just like fellow j town rapper "gizmo", which he utterly destroyed on his 2015 smash hit "8 ball". Also commonly referred to as "Fatty C". Has commonly collaborated with fellow rappers "Sea Snake" and "BELAC", as well as the local producing talent known as "Dollah P". Check out his SoundCloud @FaTCØCØ he has more bangers on the way soon.

Person A: have you heard that new Fat Coco Heat "Feelings"

Person B: not yet brotha but I will when I get home from work

Person A: please do! Sea Snake's verse is fire!

by chainsyclebutthair March 25, 2017

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Stew Cock

When a person is particularly well hung

“Wow did you see that stallion“

“Holy it has Stew Cock”

by Stewcockfan April 18, 2022

shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".

-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"

by djonikinghand May 5, 2019

Poor man's cocaine

Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.

Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?

by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023