Chris Jericho

One of the greatest wrestlers of the past 25 years. He is currently working in the WWE and is greatly missused because people in the WWE who are top stars know he is better than them, so they still his spot. He has unbeleivable mic skills with the wrestling skills to match. He returned to the ring in november 2007 from a 2 year absence from wrestling. His nickname is Y2J and he is a future hall of famer.

Dude did you see Chris Jericho beat the shit out of that guy?

by Shullit May 11, 2008

chris crocker

Chris Crocker is a youtube celebrifag...literally. He is a drag queen and claims to be the queen of ghetto. He became famous after his video on youtube called "Leave Britney Alone!" was released, where he defends Britney Spears from everyone's disgust towards her performance at the MTV VMA's 2007. He begins to cry during the taping of the video and claims to be authentic, though very questionable. He has appeared on the talk show, Jimmy Kimmel Live where he furthers his arguement. He has become a youtube hit, spawning many parodies of the video.

Chris Crocker: "ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!"

Person: "what the hell are you?"

by Maz Vaz September 30, 2007

Chrysler

Chrysler and Dodge vehicles can be identified by any number of common issues, peeling paint, missing or broken lights, smoking exhaust, on on the back of tow trucks, leaking, stalling, on fire, etc. Chrysler drivers (when the vehicle is actually running) are usually found speeding to get in front of everyone, only to slow down and hold up traffic. This is usually the case when in a long line of cars on the highway where it will almost always be a Chrysler or Dodge at the front of the line in the high speed lane, keeping pace with a slow car (usually another Chrysler) in the passenger lane so nobody can pass. Chrysler hasn't mastered how to make a car that can make it over 50K miles without major problems, with most problems starting during the warranty period. Warranty problems are generally blamed on the customer and denied. Chrysler also will not take responsibility and recall a vehicle for defects or safety until absolutely forced by the government. Chrysler and Dodge service departments screw people as much as possible and either tell you they can not duplicate an issue, or tell you things like their cars are not meant to be driven over 65mph, or the vehicle should pull so if you fall asleep the car will go off the road. Buying a Chrysler or Dodge usually involves every single component on the car being an option so you are forced to haggle with the overweight salesperson in the circa 1970 suit with the bad breath and the balloons tied to the cars.

You would think Chrysler would give up the automobile business and try something else since they haven't been able to make a car that runs since the late 1960's.

by Mike38943 August 24, 2010

Chrisanthos

Commonly referred to as Chris, or Hollywood Chris. A man, usually of Greek origin, that is very well-endowed. A sexy english accent is common among Chrsanthos'. He's a charming young fella but may occasionally have a douchey moment. He's quick witted and likes taking the piss. He averages about 165 pounds and is usually 100% pure muscle. They excel at games such as rock paper scissors and have a knack for picking up new things. He's confident and self assured but likes the praise of women especially those from Canada, in particular, ones named Angela of whom he longs for every night. In addition to his attractive appearance, and confident swagger Chrisanthos' can be quite sensitve, they enjoy classic films and have a soft spot for romantic tear jerkers, particularly those emotional airport scenes. This is why, when dealing with a Chrisanthos you must ALWAYS be waiting to greet them with open arms when they arrive at an airport or you will feel forever indebted to them because they have a sly way of laying on guilt trips. All in all Chrisanthos' are like needles in haystacks so when you find one...... DON'T LEAVE THEM AT THE AIRPORT!

"aww look at that hot guy waiting all alone at the airport... his name must be Chrisanthos."

You've got to see a Chrisanthos' 'package'

by angmmm February 4, 2010

chrisanna

ain't you ever going to find a crazier ginger than a chrisanna! a chrisanna is so much fun you will probably laugh your pants off at which point a chrisanna will steal them and hide them only to be found centuries later. A chrisanna is also the name for a really witty and sarcastic reply which wll leave you reeling for a comeback! without chrisanas the world would be a dull place in more ways than one ;)

"oh wow, you're so good at chrisannas?"

"seriously bro, how do you come up with all these chrisannas?!?"

by lucielius November 25, 2013

chris palmer

A fat peado with a nose bigger than his dick

Your a chris palmer

by Mike.literus November 24, 2016

Chris

A Chris is a straight badass who can see through your lies even if your named Scott, Kyle, Johnathan, EndGamerX, or anything else. He will eventually kick your ass decapitate you and send you to hell

Jeez I am terrified of that Chris!

by I will murder your family June 18, 2018