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carson

carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
GO GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN CARSON FOLKS!!!!
by 8ightism March 20, 2023
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Carson

A profound gentleman that can attract many women. If they have the name Carson James lindgren it’s even better. If this is the case they will have an amazing life to go along with the obscure rizz.
We already know how Carson is.
by Braden wright December 18, 2024
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Carson

A guy who is just so chill your nips get cold just being in his in his presence and he is so sexy that you just can’t handle it anymore and that I’m sexy and I know it song starts playing but he can be really funny with his 9/11 jokes or his hitler ones and have you laughing all night and he is a complete chad
Bro is that Carson whoah like I think my nips are hard now
by Big doc Eugene 69 June 1, 2019
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Scott Carson

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐
Scott Carson is the 🐐 man, he’s the 🐐!
by Bosco444 September 10, 2020
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Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking
Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson
by ok m8 June 3, 2021
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Carson Strong

American Football Quarterback who played at Nevada during his college years. He betrayed his team by skipping the Quicklane Bowl.
Carson Strong may be a traitor but he’s going to be a high draft pick
by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021
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