carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
by 8ightism March 20, 2023

A profound gentleman that can attract many women. If they have the name Carson James lindgren it’s even better. If this is the case they will have an amazing life to go along with the obscure rizz.
by Braden wright December 18, 2024

A guy who is just so chill your nips get cold just being in his in his presence and he is so sexy that you just can’t handle it anymore and that I’m sexy and I know it song starts playing but he can be really funny with his 9/11 jokes or his hitler ones and have you laughing all night and he is a complete chad
by Big doc Eugene 69 June 1, 2019

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐
by Bosco444 September 10, 2020

by ok m8 June 3, 2021

American Football Quarterback who played at Nevada during his college years. He betrayed his team by skipping the Quicklane Bowl.
by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021
