conga bum

A 'game' in which more than 2, or many, male participants do 'the conga' connected via their anus/penis/fist/fingers/tongues/toes or sexual toys. Whichever is best.
-said to be a once-in-a-life-time experience

"Hey guys, Wanna do-tha conga bum!?"
- All straight men in the room- "ARE YOU A FUCKING ASS!?"
- All the gay men in the room- "AIGHT!!!"

by Johnothan Muswell June 15, 2006

congratulatio

Congratulations in the form of fellatio

Hey, I heard about your promotion. I gather they're be contratulatio in order.

by Brad Beattie September 9, 2005

Congo man

A Black man that prefers to have relations with white woman

He a real Congo man

by thahib October 12, 2009

Congratulattio

to give congratulations via a blow job.

Ted got the promotion, so Stacy thought some congratulattio was in order.

by McFaerie April 28, 2009

Congratsory

A term to be used in a situation when you do not know whether to Congratulate OR Apologize to the other person. It is often followed by a question mark or stated as a question because you do not know whether its a good or a bad thing

Ex:

Female Friend 1: I just found out I'm pregnant.
Female Friend 2: Congratsory??

by Fe Dubrovna February 5, 2010

Congratafuckulations

Congratafuckulations - a term brought into life by a stoner, that refers to a major fuckupage and often occurs as an unfortunate but realistic epiphany.

the meaning isnt very clear but mostly you would say congratafuckulations after ie: giving someone a present containing a live grenade, giving someone aids, or after your child clearly heads down the ...wrong route of life... "you know what these people and drugs will do to your life, congratafuckulations son" some one who doenst "count their blessings" can be referred to as "congratafuckafied" and congratafuckufication often occurs in the mcdonalds 22 minute line ups.

by NKPencity November 3, 2009

Conglomerate Negative 1

The theory that ugly girls flock together as a group, which in turn decreases the overall hotness of said group, bringing the group as a whole down to a -1 on the Binary Scale

The Binary Scale is between 0 and 1, 0 meaning you would have sex, 1 being you wouldn't.

So a Conglomerate Negative 1 is off the charts of ugly.

"Damn dude, that Conglomerate Negative 1 that just walked in really killed the party. Like, they are all ugly as shit."

by Eraw March 9, 2010