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Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.
Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

folding cake 

Folding money & putting it in your wallet
folding cake by Cougar Mamma September 4, 2016

Sloppy Cake 

When someone's rump is fat but not in a slim thick way; a sloppy way
"Yo she's got some sloppy cake! Oh hell nah!"
"I like myself a man with some ASS but I don't like no sloppy cake, just that good, tight, thick shit."
Sloppy Cake by onthatrealshit December 13, 2016

fionna and cake 

two characters in a show called, "Adventure Time". in the normal cartoon, its Finn and Jake. in the gender-swapped version, its Fionna and Cake.
"Fionna and Cake sure like adventuring!"

Cookie’s and cake

When your friend with a thick ass plays uno or any game with the boys.
Cookies and cake is made for being named Justin who are cracked at fortnite.

Banana cake 

Banana cake is a term used to describe all forms of sex that are not 'physically' relevant, such as Phone-sex/Cyber-sex.

It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.

Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
Actual exchange on Windows live messenger/MSN:

Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!

Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?

Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3

Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.

Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?

Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....

Dee: Now you're talking baby!
Banana cake by Higzy Teflon June 10, 2010