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oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.
"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."
by Liz February 20, 2005
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craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic
Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"
by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004
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Craptors

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.
The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!
by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008
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crapet

An anagram created from the word carpet refering mostly to tufted broadloom that is installed wall-to-wall. Contrived by the installation trade to describe the many inherent and various problems (eg shading, crush, wrinkling, delamination, etc.) associated with the final product due to mass production at the mill level of what basically turns out to be very expensive crap.
One installer to another; "It seems every roll of crapet I take out lately has some kind of issue."
by wayne bryce May 29, 2008
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crap-on-rye

Most oftenly used to signify an event/person/thing that sucked major monkey toes. Literally means feces upon rye bread.
This is total crap-on-rye!
That concert was crap-on-rye.
Raquel treats me like crap-on-rye.
by SneakySocks April 7, 2004
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crapzilla

Somthing that is such a big piece of crap, matching the enormous size of godzilla
That game was beyond craptacular.
It was crapzilla.
by jack c December 30, 2003
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Crap-Water

The dirty water in a toilet.

What splash back consists of.

An expression of anguish.
This movie is crap-water!!!

Crap-water... I've lost my wallet!!
by Jonaldo7 December 28, 2008
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