Noun: a person who effortlessly outdoes everyone. He/she never tries but always succeeds at the highest levels. No one can explain where Bruce's all-around competency and effectiveness come from, and Bruce would find a way to expertly dodge the question and make you feel trite if you brought it up. Don't bother trying to get tips or mentorship; you would already know if you were a Bruce.
Verb: to be a Bruce--in general or in a situation-specific way. To effortlessly triumph.
Verb: to be a Bruce--in general or in a situation-specific way. To effortlessly triumph.
Noun: "I wish I could be more of a Bruce, but usually I'm overextending to get shitty results."
Verb: "I Bruced that diorama, that test, that final, that LSAT, MCAT, SAT, CFP, CFA, that presentation, that sales target, on those athletic fields, etc.. People say I'm more of a Chad than Chad. I spend my time 'pulling my pud' and all my goals just happen. I'm probably a Bruce."
Verb: "I Bruced that diorama, that test, that final, that LSAT, MCAT, SAT, CFP, CFA, that presentation, that sales target, on those athletic fields, etc.. People say I'm more of a Chad than Chad. I spend my time 'pulling my pud' and all my goals just happen. I'm probably a Bruce."
by Tex Tile May 5, 2022
Get the Brucemug. The act of pointing a flashlight at the wall/ceiling mid-sex, Distracting your partner, then screaming “TO THE BATCAVE” while proceeding to shove it into your partners ass.
by ChaosOG420 July 5, 2020
Get the Bruce Painmug. by Sunshine puddin February 21, 2024
Get the Bruce-WAYNEmug. A pejorative term for a white person who does something that is outdone or done better by a black person. Based upon the 80s piano rocker Bruce Hornsby, who scored a hit with the song "The Way It Is" which was later sampled and practically re-created by 2Pac years later.
Elvis Presley: Ain't nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time-
Black Musician: Naw, naw, naw man this is how you sing it
*Black person performs a superior rendition*
Elvis Presley: Wow...that was uh...
Black Musician: Amazing? Yeah.
Elvis: Well yeah.
Black Musician: Take that ya Bruce Hornsby
Black Musician: Naw, naw, naw man this is how you sing it
*Black person performs a superior rendition*
Elvis Presley: Wow...that was uh...
Black Musician: Amazing? Yeah.
Elvis: Well yeah.
Black Musician: Take that ya Bruce Hornsby
by CYFLover December 4, 2012
Get the Bruce Hornsbymug. the most annoying fucking human whale who thinks saying the n word when you are paler than a full moon is cool!
by hayleedacowfuckinbruce October 7, 2019
Get the Haylee Brucemug. by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
Get the Bear Boy Bruce Jr.mug. Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted
person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"
by the Xu meister July 13, 2024
Get the Bruce Xumug.