Britney

Another name for a vagina. The term was coined when Britney Spears once went crazy and nude in public showing everyone her vagina.

MTV The Hills: OMG I just saw Lo's Britney

by CatDog122 March 12, 2026

dining Britney

Eating copious amounts of fried food. A nod to southern pop princess Britney Spears' culinary choices.

We're dining Britney at Applebee's tonight.

by eratta January 30, 2012

a-britney

To stimulate oneself while your shirt is tied in a Britney spears 'hit me baby' knot.

Dude : Thank god i was doing a-britney and not a-miley as my house mates came home mid flow.

Guy: Pheww , altho if you can't undo the knot in time i think it looks worse.

by chrysalis90 May 13, 2016

straw britney

its actually strawberry, but autocorrecting fuckin ur shit up

Ocean: wait guys im eating straw britneys
Ocean: HOLY SHIT I MEANT strawberries

by meme4567e36 October 27, 2017

(A) Britney

A Britney is a group of spears.

(A) Britney
Person 1: Hey, can I buy a spear?
Person 2: If you get a Britney this week you save $50.
Person 1: I'll do that then, I could do with more than one anyway.

by 125ark August 16, 2020

Mama Britney

The fairy god mother of Pj

Pj was in his room and saw this random stranger. He said, "Who are you?"
The Stranger responded with, "I'm Mama Britney and I'm here to help you!"

by Wash_withsoap August 28, 2021

Reverse Britney

When a guy goes through a mental breakdown and/or breakup and, instead of shaving his head like 2007 Britney, he grows his hair out — usually resulting in a patchy beard or a wispy, unsettling moustache that screams “I’m fine” but clearly isn’t.

“Ever since Jenna left, Kyle’s been rocking that creepy little moustache and talking about moving to a cabin alone. Total reverse Britney.”

by That biker dooooode October 26, 2025