YO HOOK, BREAK MY BANANNA BREAD.....HE TIPPED ME 100 "BANANNA" BUCKS ON THE LAST DANCE...SLIP ME 5 BANANNAS FOR THE BEANBAG AT COTIJAS
by D4RK5IDE February 20, 2011

This is a sexual act where one partner dresses up as a chicken and the other partner pretends to be a farmer feeding the chicken bread. IMPORTANT: dungarees required
by rachhhhhhhh July 6, 2017

Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."
Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading
Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."
Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."
Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading
Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."
Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."
by Mr.Endurance April 23, 2014

by greeniebegonnie November 7, 2012

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018

Bernd is a muppet, obviously a bread, he is depressed and popular in the german country. He is known for being in the closedown from the kids channel „KIKA“. His episodes play in the timespan from 9PM-6AM daily. the episodes shown there change every few months. Mostly he is in a white place, called the „white hell“. (It is a TV and Bernd can’t get out because of technical issues) Bernd often tries to escape by running though the screen, but he comes back into the screen on the other side. he gets bullied in there by a voice called „whitebox“, which he destroys at the end of one episode. Bernd tells the viewers to turn off the TV or change the channels, cause he just wants to get out of there. He likes „Mehlsuppe“. He often says his well known word, „Mist“. - Translated to English: „crap“
Person1: have you seen Bernd the bread? He’s hilarious!
Person2: mist.
A/N: there’s a gif of him below!
Person2: mist.
A/N: there’s a gif of him below!
by tommykilledwomen July 26, 2021

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I didn't know she had a yeast infection, so I ended up having to eat bread.
by Sandalwood December 24, 2007
