brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 06, 2020
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Brad Dull

A person who is an annoying pretentious cunt, who is truly charmless.
Person One: I ran into my old toxic boyfriend yesterday.
Person Two: Which one?
Person One: The most recent one, he's such a Brad Dull.
by TheDeadYeti January 17, 2025
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Brad Janke

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!
We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.
by CDawg255 December 28, 2020
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Gary Brad

Side Piece; 2 chicks, 1 dude, 3 cups
Oh no baby, I was just drinking with Gary Brad on Valentines Day
by Garybradwithkhakis March 20, 2024
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Brad Steel

When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.
The shipping container is right in front of you, open those Brad Steel eyes of yours numb-nuts
by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017
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Brad mckay

Brad mckay is an older man in his 60s from winnipeg who doesn't know how to be a grown man and father he ruins everything and is nosey
Brad mckay broke into his boyfriends phone and fucks hobos from main and Inkster.
by Arthursgirlboy December 21, 2023
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blanking brad

spin off of breaking bad to be released in 2024.
when you fail an exam you cotinue to blankig brad
blanking brad
by bomwan July 31, 2022
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