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booger

shit from your nose that sticks everywhere
shit i got a booger sticking to my penis
by MASTERFAPPER March 27, 2018
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Booger Hook

by Hahahaha no u no u June 28, 2019
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Belly booger’s

The collection of particles that have formed a hard but malleable substance in your belly button.
What is that..... do you have a belly booger’s!!!!
by Membersofthevulturerun July 7, 2019
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Dick booger

The stuff that comes out when a male pees after ejaculating
Bro i just shot out a dick booger after nutting
by Dickbooger.net July 25, 2019
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knee-boogers

1. knee scabs, especially ones which are beginning to hang loose
1. That guy's shorts are showing off some serious hairy knee-boogers
by nomadhacker November 5, 2019
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Booger Bush

When you are taking a shower and vigorously blow your nose between your hands, the boogers fly out of your nose at breakneck speed into your man bush. Introducing... the creation of lè booger bush.
Big Easy: Dude, do you ever have to blow your nose so bad that you shart?

Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!

Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
by Stoney69 November 14, 2019
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Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
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