ironing board

used by African american booty aficionados to describe the lack of discernible rump contours of most caucasian women.

"Dat white girl's ass is flatter den a' ironing board."

by Fat Hal April 26, 2005

Bendis board

A message board of tightly-knit, extremely geeky "fans"/whiny bitches who fawn over Brian Bendis, support each others complaints about their pathetic lives, and burn those who don't agree with them. Often drool over Bendis' tweets and analyze their hidden meaning in embarrassingly long threads.

Typical Bendis Board Topic:
Bendis: So I was buying my tenth iphone 3gs cuz i'm awesome and saw some asshole saying something assholish about the board on urb dic...

Pat Loika: Asshole! You are correct master!

Fake Pat: I hope that mofo dies good for you if you tracked him down and killed his ass. Idiot.

by anayuf October 6, 2009

boarding school

Boarding school, a place where the wealthy send their potential trophy wife daughters and CEO worthy sons. A casual luxury that only the northeastern country club members can afford. The boarding school will take these overly preppy children and will give them the finest education. Because of their large sums of money their is a casual influx of illegal drugs and alcohol. These kids are being raised into the upper class of soceity consisting of yahats, coctail parties, summers sailng off the coast of Nantucket and second or third homes in Maine, New Hampshire, and Coneticuit. Always wearing lacoste, ralph lauren, jcrew, and lily pulitzer these children have a classy sense of style. Boarding Schools students from schools like Andover, St Pauls, The Hill school, Exeter, Larenceville, and Choete( only the best in the nation) usually attend the finest ivy leagues. A popped collar, pearls, flipflops(even in winter), and mens rugbys shirts are an essential to a preppy life at boarding school.

Hillary: Omg Jane, I love your new Vera Bradley Bag. Its adorable. When did you get it?

Jane: Oh why thank you, I got it this summer At a little botique in Nantucket. Thats the same week Daddy bought his new yahat. It was so fun, we had this huge coctail party on it, paris hilton was there.

Hillary: Thats sounds cute, your so lucky this summer I only went to Europe and sailing in the Bahamas, i was so mad. I didnt even get the Mercedes i wanted! It was so horrible My parents dont love me.

by alexandria and noelle May 7, 2005

boar hoggin'

while fucking your chick,put her ankles to her ears,open it wide and pound it,then proceed to sqeal and grunt like a boar..

man i tore that shit up last night..boar hoggin' it..

by doodoo4u May 2, 2006

boardmaker

Used on Neopets, mainly on a plot group. Also called BM's. I think OLDPD is the only plot group that has them. When a board explodes (reaches 500 posts), a boardmaker will create a new board. I think boardmakers are kind of useless, yet helpful at the same time. Some people don't deserve to be boardmakers. They say boardmakers are chosen from "among long-time, trusted OLDPDers." (copyright neopets.com/~andbu). Some of the boardmakers aren't even helpful. Some do deserve to be boardmakers. Those peope are nice, funny, and helpful. But most aren't. They just sit there and brag. :/

Boardmaker: Thinking-*Hmmmm...I'm a boardmaker now, so I think I'll post whatever good restock I get, and whenever I get a trophy in a game and whenever I win against a battledome challenger.

by Not Telling. July 2, 2007

boardhead

a surfer

"... I am a lion."
"You're a hopeless boardhead."
"And proud of it..."

Dean Koontz. "The Husband"

by knavehearts June 4, 2009

Board Meeting

Taking a Shit

Man I had a board meeting earlier and it was rough

by darkvortex August 27, 2009