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Blessings

Blessings is an extremely talented and wonderful woman that is loved by all. She is a natural caregivers with a big heart. Like a mother, she will be there to take care of you, nurture you and listen in your times of need.

She is very emotional but doesn’t always express her emotions, feeling she will be a burden to the people around her.

Blessings harbours a light and uniqueness in her that everyone but herself can see.
She is smarter, more beautiful and lovelier than she’ll ever know.
You are the Blessings of my life
by pseudopseudonympseudo November 23, 2021
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Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"
by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila
by Brosmagma May 23, 2018
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Bless

Someone that loves to eat ramen, fight, and have a good time. Most Bless’s will beat a bitch up if you asked them to because they aren’t afraid to fight. They tend to be on the shorter spectrum. If you have a bless never let go of them because it will be very difficult for them to re-accept them into their life again. If you talk shit they will say something about that (and also take screenshots if needed) even though she seems confident she tends to be shy around new people, but once you get to know her she will be a BLESSING in your life.
Girl: you can be such a bless sometimes!

Other girl: someone’s been talking shit about bless’s best friend they about to get their ass beat!
by I am your cult leader lol October 10, 2019
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Bless

Said when someone is acting irresponsible or lacking competence in an amusing way.
Aw bless them, they don't know their arm from their elbow, bless their cotton socks.
by Montymouse4 June 24, 2022
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Blessing

A girl that’s in love with a boy on the other side of the conty, that has many disgusting experiences with other guys. Heard Blessings awazi new boyfriend treats more than great there love is magical and that her ex and all her old tings are a bunch of clowns.
Blessing the one that went out with that bum
by sosababyyyy April 22, 2021
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