Astro Man

When you and your girlfriend cosplay as astronauts; she proceeds to paint your penis like a rocket ship before you bone her down.

Peter: "One small step for man; one big step for 'Astro Man'!"
Henry: "Peter; why are you screaming that off of our roof top?"

by K-Dawgg June 17, 2014

astronomologist

the study of stars and the planets

the astronomologist told us the truth about what really happened

by stillosophy May 12, 2016

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

Astromatch

When your astrology sign is a perfect match with your significant other's sign.

Me and my husband are a perfect astromatch! He's a Taurus and I'm a Scorpio.

by Caitlyn Aest October 18, 2016

astroprofiling

The use of a generalized suspicion based on astrological information rather than evidence specific to the individual.

Revealing that I have Scorpio and Pluto in my first house only led has led to everyone astroprofiling me online. It was at that moment I realized how judgemental astrology believers are.

by August Jay Cabal June 28, 2017

astrid clarkson

PLAYER. A hot girl that likes to fuck everyone elses boyfriend and tries to fit in but she cant cause shes a little twat. fuck off astrid you emu.

"i cant believe that emu stole my boyfriend!"
"can tell shes an astrid clarkson"

by urban dicksssss October 3, 2017

astrobleme

An eroded remnant of a large, ancient crater made by the impact of a meteorite or comet.

There is an astrobleme located in that area. It is the main attraction.

by Your_real_name_391 June 17, 2018