AssasiNate

aka The Narrator, Wingman Nate

Emcee from Regina, Saskatchewan known for his ego and sometimes Asshole attitude. Memeber of The Superfriends from the Queen City

ayo man throw some AssassiNate on the tape deck

by zach creg April 11, 2005

stank asses

hoes with no mother fuckin' purpose they jus wanna fuck a nigga and go on kinda like crack feens dat fuck ya jus ta get some rock dey fuck cuz dey hoes dat love rappers

yo maaaaaaaan i aint had none in weeks lets go get some stank asses

by Yung20 September 24, 2006

Salad Assassin

sal·ad as·sas·sin sal-uhd uh-sas-in
-noun
1. one who is extremely proficient in tossing salad, esp. with men.

Eric was called the Salad Assassin after an intense and longing gaze into the eyes of his waiter at the Greek restaurant.

by Knox, R T December 14, 2008

Den of Assassins

Den of Assassins are a crew of friends formed in Lowell Massachusetts. Made up of mostly Mixed martial arts students, and hardcore kids. Being a dominant group in the Lowell, Dracut and Billerica area of Massachusetts, the Den of Assassins have been linked to numerous bar fights and other problems in the area. They are known to be the "outsiders" of the MMA world. Not doing the norm, or settling for less than what is right. The Den of Assassins were given the name from the State of Massachusetts district attorney in a court case. Made up of more than 30 members throughout Massachusetts.

" We need to get this Den of Assassins of the street before they kill some body"

by IMRU February 10, 2010

Social Justice Assassin

A very right-wing person, particularly equidistant from the center of the political spectrum to Social Justice Warriors, who defends right-wing beliefs openly. They are usually completely red pilled, and typically destroy SJWs by introducing scientific racism and cold facts into arguments. In doing so, they fearlessly and unboundedly offend their left-wing counterparts and totally degenerate normies while laughing their asses off.

Although the political craze is about the same as SJWs, they might be more subject to social alienation because of the current state of political views emanating from the mass media. Among their rational, mostly male, heterosexual friends, they are usually well respected as a defender of the nuclear family and traditional values, and they are very intelligent people overall who have likely not been raised to become what they have become.

They are the most socially trained because they must deduct the nature of their conversation partners before they reveal any information about what they truly believe. A true SJA knows how and when to play his neo-nazi beliefs, and must properly conceal but slowly infect the minds of his close associates until he is sure that they will laugh along with him as he assassinates SJWs.

They are usually called "Justice Assassins" and rely heavily on their down-to-earth squad to protect their fantastic radiance.

Ryan: I swear, yesterday, I saw John absolutely destroy this pink-hair SJW
Drake: I fucking love that neo-nazi Social Justice Assassin
Ryan: But I totally thought he was a liberal
Drake: He is really good at hiding himself
Ryan: Thank God not everyone on this campus is a totally degenerate liberal

by Justice Assassin October 3, 2016

assassins

Stems that infiltrate freshly rolled blunts or joints causing damage by puncturing the leaf and creating a hole, resulting in your friends calling you an amateur

"There's a hole is this blunt! Damn assassins, Johnny you suck at rollin."

by diago delgato December 18, 2007

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005