Skip to main content

asian time

The phenomenon of adding 30 minutes to the local (Zulu) time of the observer's location.
During event planning, care must be taken to analyze each party's inherent participation in said phenomenon, adjusting the allotted preset time (+30 minutes) to vary according to transportation, clothing, hygiene, and facial appearance preparations. This can affect arrival times to an event by as much as +45 or reduce the Asian Time to only +15, but never eliminate it.
The primary victim of this phenomenon must consider the implications of Asian Time and the effects of his/her decisions.
We've said to meet up at the cafe at 8am, but I'm guessing they will show up at 0830 because they run on Asian Time.
by The Yo August 6, 2008
mugGet the asian time mug.

Asia Minor

To the people of ancient Greece, everything east of Byzantium was Asia. They just had no idea how big it was until Alexander went and conquered some of Asia Major.
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
mugGet the Asia Minor mug.
Related Words

asian

the ultimate race. Everyone wants to be one, this was where hello kitty was born.
by azzzzznloveeeee June 2, 2009
mugGet the asian mug.

Asiaphile

A non-Asian person who has an identity crisis and thinks he/she is Asian. Or a non-Asian person who really wishes he/she is an asian. Typically watches anime and hong kong movies, listens to K,J,C-Pop, and tries to get Asian friends. Usually tries to learn an Asian language as well.
Look there is another asiaphile wearing his Dragonball Z t-shirt that he never washes. That guy is trying to score with those ugly, fobby Japanese chicks by asking them to teach him Japanese in exchange for him teaching them English.
by anon June 12, 2003
mugGet the Asiaphile mug.

As I Lay Dying

proof that Christianity has a metal side
dood did you know that As I Lay Dying is a christian band?!

They Are?!?!

@_@
by BE_PREPARED! August 4, 2007
mugGet the As I Lay Dying mug.

Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS)

Characterized by excessive phototaking, sun visors, and fob signs.
Dude, my parents gets Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS) every time we go on vacation. My dad takes pictures like he's trying out for National Geographic, my mom has that sun visor on, and they both love throwing up them fob signs.
by Goose Nickelic April 19, 2009
mugGet the Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS) mug.

Asian Women Syndrome

A very serious condition recognizable by several clear symptoms:
1. Persons inflicted with this condition cannot hold eye contact with others for more than 3 seconds without giggling with their hand over their mouth.
2. Persons inflicted with this condition trail off when speaking, getting more and more quiet, until their mouths seem to be moving with no sound coming out.
Asian Women Syndrome girl: "I...oh...eh..."
Guy: "Ah, bad case of AWS, eh?"
by fatalbear November 23, 2009
mugGet the Asian Women Syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email