zero g wank

the act of bouncing on ones bed, reaching maximum height whilst masturbating furiously. Upon reaching maximum height you ejaculate your load in 'zer0-G'

dude i went to space and had a zero g wank

by MooreMedia November 21, 2014

zero light thirty

Zero Light Thirty is military slang for 12:30 PM (or 12:30 HRS). Zero Light refers to 12 PM noon.

we will be holding the meeting at zero light thirty.

by Joeeeeeeeeee November 13, 2013

zero tolerance policy

A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.

Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.

by ornev April 7, 2021

zero hour

when you wake up in the middle of the night from a bad nightmare

Dang! Now, this is the zero hour

by jerk October 5, 2003

Zero Boyfriend ROI

To be fully invested in a boyfriend - personal time, money, and reputation resulting in less than or zero satisfactory returned value on his part. When this happens the girl must remove her rose tinted glasses to make a good business decision soley on the facts presented.

Zero return of his personal time, money, plus add harm to said girl's reputation = Zero Boyfriend ROI = license for her to upgrade to a better suitor, and drop him without notice or fair warning.

Zero Boyfriend ROI

by smartbusinesswoman June 19, 2010

size double zero

a size a skinny as bitch wears

shaquisha: DAMN! loook at that skinny ass bitch with her size double zero pants!

by latasha ferosh April 22, 2008

Coca-Cola Zero

Chicken shit bullshit .. . .. .....That gives you cancer.

Self-conscious woman: Im trying to watch my figure so I've been drinking Coca-Cola Zero and throwing up.

Smart friend of said woman: Coca-Cola Zero gives you cancer.....dumbass.

by Brian AKA Seniór Pimpstick January 30, 2009