NO ZERO DAYS

When you work every day as a salesperson and get a sale out every shift

“Damn Malaina is killing it today in sales”
“You’re right she’s the definition of NO ZERO DAYS”

by ItsSexyBeast October 1, 2021

Zork Zero

Zork Zero is the result of an adventure in the program AI Dungeon. Zork Zero is the limit of power and strength. You do one final despicable act and you reach Zork Zero.

You rip you penis off and beat the teacher with it. You beat her until she stops moving.
You are now ruler of Earth.
END.
You have reached the "Zork Zero"

by Sleevpalpy April 27, 2023

Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.

"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."

by smoolio April 2, 2022

one more zero

When yo girls gives you the GAWK 3000. Meaning when you get yo dick sucked.

Jonathan: Dude you won’t believe what happened!

Tim: What, dude?

Jonathan: My girl gave me one more zero last night!

Tim: No way Dude!

by BootyDestroyer1528 April 18, 2022

what zero pussy does to a mf

A good way to roast someone on Twitter.

"what zero pussy does to a mf"
insert picture of the person you wanna roast here

by LeoTheGuy September 10, 2021

Return to zero

To start over. To lose. To get dumped by ones significant other.

She left him, and he thus returned to zero.

by Accu November 8, 2003

Authority Zero

Best fucking punk band out there. They're mostly punk but combine some reggae and ska. They're basically one part Sublime and one part Pennywise. They have a lot of Spanish and Portuguese influences in their music too and they have lyrics in both of these languages.

It pisses me off that so few people actually know who they are, even though they released two CDs with a major label (Lava). Buy/download their shit ASAP. I can't really pick a favorite song since they're all good, but try downloading "Lying Awake." When the lead singer was asked about mp3's, he said "i think it's rad" so don't feel guilty about it.

Authority Zero is a band from Mesa, Arizona, USA, Earth, Solar System, some galaxy

by AZholic March 16, 2005