Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.

Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

smuggling nuts

Cold hard nipples

Its soo cold I'm smuggling nuts

by Sextra1 November 8, 2018

nut

big man doing big nut, Eh!

Wow look at big man busting a big nut.
Big man doing big nut Eh!

by big man nut November 8, 2018

Priority nut

Having to nut aka ejaculate ,no matter when or where you are at

Dude,“I got a priority nut to do rn.” “You gotta do that rn ?”

by Did nazi that cumming November 10, 2018

nut november

If u masturbate in november.

Hei dude, i mastered NUT NOVEMBER.

by Its Nut november boiiis November 11, 2018

hipster nut

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.

"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"

by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017

water nut

When a girl nuts her pants and it kinda smells like pee but its not pee.

Yo girl he was finger banging me and i water nutted everywhere

by Angelo-Bobaloo April 18, 2018