National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020

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Cum sickle

A condom filled with cum and then frozen for a female's delight.

Hey babe want a cum sickle

by BIGMANBAGMAN January 13, 2020

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Cum

A white sticky warm substance that comes out of a mans dick or penis when they become sexually aroused. It either gets shot into their vagina, mouth, ass or on their tits

I scrolled through my messages and sat on my bed. I was bored as hell. Suddenly i got a text message from an unknown number. "Let me fuck you and ill give you $100" it read. I agreed. I sent them my address and waited for half an hour. When they finally got there i opened the door. He introduced himself as mike. i smiled. he moved his hand to my erection and squeezed it. I moaned. He yanked down my pants and shoved himself into my ass. I grunted. He rammed into me as i jerked myself off. We came at the same time stared at the warm sticky white substanced and then switched positions.

Cummmmmmmm

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Cum

A common juice cocktail from Brazil. You can ask for it in most households, but attempting to get it yourself will result in you not obtaining it.

“Can I have a bottle of Cum?”

“Of course! Here ya go!”

by Average Snom June 20, 2023

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Cumming, GA

Funny 69 city name

The people who founded "Cumming, GA" 😭

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

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Cum

Canada
United states
Mexico

person 1: i have family in cum (canada united states mexico
person 2: i love cum (canada united states mexico)

American patriot: I love cUm ( Canada UNITED STATES, mexico)

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