Chicana: ¿Puedo obtener un número 5 con polla extra?
Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!
Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-
Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!
Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!
Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-
Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!
by Snhstndff June 8, 2017
Get the Piñata Timemug. When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.
Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
by Organikz October 10, 2009
Get the Lamar St. Time Bombmug. by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018
Get the Big timemug. Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints
by Oddtoddlers December 4, 2022
Get the Time Capsulemug. Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023
Get the Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)mug. -Sentence when you want to ask if your dealer got some of that sweet time
time = weed,caffe,canabise,marijuana
time = weed,caffe,canabise,marijuana
"Man you got some time?"
"Yeah man i got like 2 hours."
"Okey man i will buy 1 hour."
"Okey man come over "
"Yeah man i got like 2 hours."
"Okey man i will buy 1 hour."
"Okey man come over "
by Imhighafrn September 7, 2019
Get the You got some time?mug. A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)
by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023
Get the What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?mug.