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Deez Nuts

A recurring joke used for comedic purposes. It's most commonly used with words, letters, or phrases that make the phrase make sense.
by A Meme Definer December 1, 2023
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No Nut November

A challenge that lasts for the entire month of November that Musa fails every November on November 1st at 12:00 am.
Musa always fails No Nut November on November 1st at 12:00 am because he always starts jacking off to Boku no Pico a few minutes before November begins which is why he ends up always failing NNN right when it begins.
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
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Hog Nut

A large pinch of snuff, dip, or chewing tobacco
Johnny: “Hey bubba let me get a dip”
Earl: “you need a hog nut for that bottom lip
by Longhead69 December 2, 2023
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dis nut

What's dis?

Dis nut. Not bofa dem.
by Definitively Cool December 2, 2023
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Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.
"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023
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Phantom nut

When you cum but no cum leaves you penis
Bro me and that cute bitch were fucking all night to the point I started phantom nuting
by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance can mean many things!

1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!

2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.

3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.

4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.

In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.

*Nut Sack Turbulance!

*Earthquake!

Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.

Blah blah blah trading stuff.

Wealth increases.

Does ten push-ups!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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