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cum guzzler

Someone who swallows so much semen they piss out children.
She's such a cum guzzler what a thot!
by Isuckedadick May 2, 2021
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Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.
1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.
by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021
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Jolly rancher cum shot

When a man puts a jolly rancher in his dick hole and cums, making it multi-colored.
Hey try something new with your partner, like the Jolly Rancher Cum Shot. I tried it, was fun, but hurt a lottt
by Joe Mamamaama May 6, 2021
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cum

i eat cum (semen)
by SheepSeller May 11, 2021
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Cum

White sticky stuff that comes out of both genders vaginas or dicks when having sex
Oh daddy your going to make me cum on your dick
by Fuckmeonpornhub May 11, 2021
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Cum

I wake up one morning and see my husband staring at me intensely. I look at him, meeting his eyes. before I look down and see his cock out. He's VIOLENTLY jerking in, and I just watch in awe. "let me help you out" I say before reaching out to grab his dick. I start jerking him off, hearing him moan "AUGHHH" he yells. But before he cums I let go of his dick and flip him over onto his stomach. Startled by my action he turns his head back looking and me with pure confusion on his face. Just before I take a finger and shove it up his ass, causing him to scream in pleasure. I continue to finger him slowly then putting my whole fist in. As im fisting him I see his asshole start to bleed, but I ignore this. I continue to thrust my hand into him, reaching deep inside. I then flip him around again and take out my hand from his asshole hearing a loud scream escape his lips. I lock eyes with him again before I move my head down. I go down back to his dick and start sucking it like my life depended on it. He grabs my hair and shoves my head down. Cumming deep inside my throat. He holds me there for almost 2 minutes cause of how big the load was. I felt myself. Getting full from just the cum. Once he lets go oh my hair I get off his dick and start vomiting the cum all over him. He watches the scene in horror, trying to get me to stop. But the cum doesn’t stop coming out.

IM SORRY
by OHMYGODxoxo August 21, 2024
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Cum

Fred: Hey are you going to cum

Billy: Don't you mean come
by Loser Xylophone September 6, 2024
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