Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.

Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.

by drmaurice February 1, 2024

Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.

“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”

by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024

Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!

“Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C

by One5ve February 10, 2024

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

monkey

A monkey is a species that has lived on this earth for many years and they still roam around growing in population every day.

I found a monkey in my backyard yesterday it tried to take my watermelon

by monkeyman1233 November 29, 2023

monkey

used to name other people for annoyance

Nickrye your such a monkey!

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Monkey

A derrogatory racial sly to describe an asian and/or east-asian person.

Those yellow monkeys don't stop trying to look like white people through skin bleaching and plastic surgery.

by anonymous December 1, 2023