A natural continuation to saying "whart". Like what the fuck but it's no longer about fucking, it's about farting.
Diego: Last night three separate people asked me if I was interested in a threesome.
Diane: Whart the fart?
Diane: Whart the fart?
by PepeEPopo April 23, 2024
Get the whart the fartmug. A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
Get the Guinness fartmug. A fart fanatic is one who enjoys the
sounds and smells of random people's
farts as well as his or her own. Also anyone who can recall epic farts of
their pass.
sounds and smells of random people's
farts as well as his or her own. Also anyone who can recall epic farts of
their pass.
Hey dude, why are you waughting
that butch's fart in your face? You just got through smelling your own fart. You're becoming a real fart fanatic.
farts fanatic fan
that butch's fart in your face? You just got through smelling your own fart. You're becoming a real fart fanatic.
farts fanatic fan
by Helmet72 January 18, 2016
Get the Fart Fanaticmug. by Urban Fart Dev June 18, 2025
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Get the Fart shiversmug. by MrOozer August 2, 2021
Get the CUM FARTmug.