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Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.
"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
by MadLadChan June 28, 2021
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Who is the farting boy?

What you want to say when some random boy in a group farts and you want to ask whodunnit.
"Alright man, who is the farting boy? C'mon I need answers."
by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024
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Blunt Fart

When you hit the blunt so hard you fart smoke.
Ted Heem got blunt farted on.

Period.
by HeemKeds January 1, 2017
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Brain Fart

Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute

John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight
I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart
by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021
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fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.
jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!
by smittywinkle April 12, 2019
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fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.
Fags possess many fart rods among them.
by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006
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Lil fart

Lil farts very smart but evil lil farts
by Awesomeguy20032004 January 2, 2020
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