Eggy Dick

1. A penis that is covered in egg.
2. A penis that has been infected by the STD gonorrhea.
3. A penis that is covered in eggy poo.
4. A strong colloqualism used to insult a stupid, foolish or hated person.

You killed my fish you eggy dick!

I woke up with eggy dick this morning.

I was bored so I gave myself an eggy dick.

by bazgil123 February 3, 2009

Dick's a Blazin'

When a person lays it all on the line and pushes all in.

Dave : R G. how did you make out with that hot chick last night?

R.G : Shit son I went in Dick's a Blazin' and sealed the deal.

Dave: you are so cool R.G.

R.G : I know.

by J.HAM5 December 9, 2011

dick set

A dick set is a matching pair of bra and panties a girl wears on the way to a dick appointment or to wear special for her mans

Becky: girl is that from Victoria secret

Jen: hell yeah I had to get more dick sets for my man

by cliff0rd November 14, 2018

dick-melting

Unerotic; the opposite of an aphrodisiac.

The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.

by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013

Stank dick

A dick that has a layer of moisture and full B.O. dick that has cheese and smells like maximum sweaty balls and like days old cum stain.

Joshua Haddock: you like it, girl?
Grandma Haddock: nah fam, you got dat stank dick!!

by Datgoldenpuss June 22, 2021

Surprise Dick

A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.

Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.

Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!

Me: Damn what a surprise dick

by NICKBERT August 15, 2010

Dick Cheney

1. Pulling out and cumming on a girls face

2. Vice President of the United States under George W. Bush who famously shot his friend in the face and got the friend to apologize

He was having sex with her and totally dick cheneyed her! Her face was covered in spunk.

by dirty little girl October 18, 2010