red mud

when you pop a hemorrhoid while having diarrhea and it’s a mix of red and brown

jake: dude i popped a hemmy last night, had me a red mud water fall

by e. honda’s jock strap February 13, 2022

red orgasm

When a girl on her period cums.

Girl: I am having a red orgasm!
Guy: Damn that's a wet pussy.

by Hipster Gilgamesh September 22, 2014

Red Spout

When a person is receiving a handjob from a woman who is wearing a ring on her finger and it accidentally cuts the mans penis. Immediately, blood starts to squirt everywhere uncontrollably.

The after effect is a shriveled up hard on and a very sad man boy.

Trisha’s such a bitch, she gave me a Red Spout last night.

by FatalStraw January 16, 2019

red flag quilt

When someone's personality and experiences have so many red flags that you could make a quilt out of them

My friend's baby daddy already has two other baby mamas, he's too broke to live on his own and had to move back in with his mom, and he's 15 years older than her. One of these red flags on its own might not be a problem, but this man is a red flag quilt.

by gum in my hair March 6, 2025

franky red hot

when a room stinks so much its spicy.

guy 1: damn that Mason boy has a real spicy stench in his room.

guy2: yeah he's franky red hot, cause he puts that shit on everything.

by dystopiaSucks69 March 14, 2022

Red Ratchet

A ghetto Ratchet who flirts seriously in a ghetto sarcastic manner but is serious. Like is it a green light? No It's a Red Ratchet.

Sara plays with the red ratchet lifestyle sarccastically. Really shes just being ghetto, shes not that type of Hoe!

by Sour Puss99 May 4, 2021

Red Crotch Rum

Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.

During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.

by Big Slick Dick Rick October 30, 2020