slimy susan

A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.

Person: “Did you see that girl with Smokey Steve?”

Other person: “yeah that’s Slimy Susan.”

by Coolasthat January 2, 2019

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019

Hobbling sushi

A beautiful girl who, Even though she denies it is meant to be with Bible boy and brother. She also has ten cats named fluffy and a raccoon . (Raccoon is trained) she loves fish more that anyone and is perfect for a one night stand.

Brother: I love hobbling sushi

Bible boy: and all our babies
Raccoon: hiss

Hobbling sushi
Bible boy

by fake Fluffy Bruce March 10, 2019

not_suser

Similar to a suser in regards of aids and autism but different in regards to hygiene, a not_suser likes to spend its time fingering its anus while talking about anal fisting to its not_suser m8s . This is usually followed by massive binted cosplay, the usual not_suser has a short penis (being biologically irrelevant) but a large anus for storing STDs in, most not_suser believe in the motto gotta catch 'em all

haha that guy got rekt sexing the not_suser

by DrNugget March 28, 2019

Got sushi

A euphemism for having gay sex—specifically anal—with am which one is not in a romantic relationship with.

Did you hear? Jake got sushi with Rog yesterday!

by AccurateSource August 1, 2019

oral suspension

When you make her mad and she said she wont suck your dick.

"Yeah man, I pissed her off a few days ago and she put me on oral suspension."

by wackshitbro August 23, 2019

Everyday Susan

Referencing the popular TV show "Adventure Time." In the third episode of "The Islands" miniseries from the show in the eighth season, Finn the Human puts on insulating material to stay warm in a snow storm only for the weather to rapidly change. He has a large, almost Amazonian female companion named Susan who had appeared in many previous episodes. Finn makes allusions to her for humorous effect on occasion throughout the series. On this episode, once he gets warm, he says, "I'm sweatin' like an everyday Susan here." The phrase "everyday Susan" may at least subconsciously draw from the phrase "I'm sweatin' like a pig." Pigs are large and ungainly. In that way, Susan has some similarities. An everyday Susan may at the very least be somewhat of a bad connotation and/or a thing one would not necessarily want to be. A commoner, or a plebe, or an undesirable.

I'm sweatin' like an everyday Susan here!
Who does she think I am? An everyday Susan?
I don't know man. Not much there. Sort of an everyday Susan.

by Stephen W. Hawking September 6, 2019