Friendly Fire
Friendly Fire by Cumshot Carl November 13, 2011
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friendometer
A very rough scale, usually used in jest, to establish how close you are with a given individual. The friendometer is divided into two sections, acquaintances and friends, which have more specific categories within them:
ACQUAINTANCES
Weak Acquaintance - someone you know by name, and will say hello to
Strong Acquaintance - same as above, may have brief conversation. Friends-of-friends and friends-by-association usually fall into this category
FRIENDS
Weak friend - can have brief, meaningful conversation with, but see rarely. Some friends-by-association can be this.
Friend - the average, you can hang out with this person and have normal, graceful conversation.
Good friend - someone who you chill with a lot and have meaningful conversation
Close friend - someone who you always want to hang out with and can tell almost anything to
Best friend - someone who you would sacrifice a lot for, who you admire and love deeply, and to whom you can tell anything about your life; usually you have 5 or 6 best friends in the whole world, including family members
ACQUAINTANCES
Weak Acquaintance - someone you know by name, and will say hello to
Strong Acquaintance - same as above, may have brief conversation. Friends-of-friends and friends-by-association usually fall into this category
FRIENDS
Weak friend - can have brief, meaningful conversation with, but see rarely. Some friends-by-association can be this.
Friend - the average, you can hang out with this person and have normal, graceful conversation.
Good friend - someone who you chill with a lot and have meaningful conversation
Close friend - someone who you always want to hang out with and can tell almost anything to
Best friend - someone who you would sacrifice a lot for, who you admire and love deeply, and to whom you can tell anything about your life; usually you have 5 or 6 best friends in the whole world, including family members
The friendometer is helpful when trying to assess one's closeness to someone, but obviously like all scales cannot completely describe the way the world operates.
friendometer by Col. Hans Landa November 15, 2011
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man friendly
A term describing a woman who DOES NOT do the things that drive men crazy. She doesn't do things like:
take 3 hours to get ready
always guilts you into buying jewelry
make you dance
doesnt let you hang out with your
friends
etc.
take 3 hours to get ready
always guilts you into buying jewelry
make you dance
doesnt let you hang out with your
friends
etc.
man friendly by Enigma March 23, 2004
Fake friending
When you become a "friend" of someone to solely get something from them. Pretending to be someone's friend to take advantage of them.
Fake friending by serenavand September 6, 2010
Toxic friends
Eg my ex bsf Aliyah Hxxchen is toxic because she makes you feel bad but a day or so after that that act all nice again. Also toxic friends mean they are never happy for your success if you win something and you go on stage and they’re not clapping and rolling the’re probably a TOXIC FRIEND
Eg someone you’re hanging out with people who are always guilt tripping you leave the after all they are just Toxic Friends
Toxic friends by Not saying 012345 March 3, 2019
hair and makeup friends
People who share a superficial relationship with each other and do not delve into topics that are too personal or deep. The extent of "hair and makeup friendships" include, but not limited to, discussing fashion, makeup, hair, and entertainment.
hair and makeup friends by Lena C. January 12, 2008
Loud but Friendly
The breaking of wind where the emission is loud and for the most part not smelly. The opposite of a Silent but Deadly.
Matt: Did you hear Luke let one rip in the exam room?
William: Yeah mate I was there. It was hilarious.
Matt: Everyone loves a good old Loud but Friendly.
William: Yeah mate I was there. It was hilarious.
Matt: Everyone loves a good old Loud but Friendly.
Loud but Friendly by Nugget Hippy March 30, 2011