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cock-knocker brown 

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
cock-knocker brown by joebananas October 24, 2008
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up with the brown 

Otherwise known as an acronym: UWTB. A.K.A. Anti DWTB. Teenagers that are wanting to maintain social justice in brown society. Most are embarrassed to the fact of others being embarrassed to the fact of being brown, and in order to stop those who are trying to stop associating with brown people, they say the phrase. DWTB is a disgrace to all Katies alike.

Bob: "Hey aren't you excited for '09?!"
Anthony:"Sure am! Down with the Brown, baby!"
Timmy:"Those brown people will get a kick out of this, when we suddenly stop talking to them."
Katie:"Stop right there!"
MJ:"Up with the brown, baby!"

Sausages and Brown Sauce 

Also, Sausages In Brown Sauce.

Anal Sex
Hi. My name is Erik. I am the Phantom of the Opera House. I like my Sausages and Brown Sauce.

Ten Pound Brown 

A Massive analfish that you are shocked even made it out without tearing. A bowl plugger, a brick. Plunger material.
"Dude, i just gave birth to a ten pound brown."
Ten Pound Brown by Rhodeisland11 November 19, 2011

stained the toilet brown 

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.
She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.
"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."