Cum Surgeon

A person who fucks up with finesse.

Hats off to the cum surgeon. He messes up better than any of us!

by Slowly_Gone November 14, 2025

Uzumaki Cum Shot

Just before the male ejaculates, he should start spinning his dick in circles, so the cum falls in a pattern and the pattern resembles the Uzumaki clan logo. This is a sign of respect toward the Uzumaki clan.

Person 1: Yo did you say the Uzumaki clan is your fav clan?
Person 2: Yes comrade
Person 1: So you should do the Uzumaki Cum Shot as a sign of respect
Person 2: I already did it. I'm not that slow comrade

by ClydeTheSeventh November 25, 2021

Cum

Man Juice. Often called child sauce or baby water but we all know the real name for it.

Mom, it's not my fault all my cum is gone

by Applejuuuuce April 17, 2022

Cum pong

When you hit a cumshot in someone’s hole

“Josh won the cum pong competition so he got 5 more minutes in heaven”

by CumChaser999998 April 14, 2019

Tranny Cum

A thick , and I mean THICK substance that should only be messed around with if you are strong enough

Hey did you hear about Evan ?! I guess he drowned in an entire drum of tranny cum and his think body couldn’t handle it!

by Brian h October 9, 2022

Cum

Delicious white stuff that gets you full in 5 weeks

I want to cum

by Peter Griffin420 April 22, 2022

Cum Dunts

Reversing the first letters of two words, Dumb and Cunts, whilst screwing it up entirely with a play on words to describe stupid women doing something stupid.

"You see those girls twerking over there? Typical Cum Dunts"

by WarheD September 4, 2013