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Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay
"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!
by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018
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Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.
by queensburykid March 30, 2024
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Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.
"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"
by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022
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Penis

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penis

by weeweerhgmluhgcjulyegfs October 20, 2020
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My penis

My penis is large- a 1 inch
by WON'TLETMENAMEMYSELF May 30, 2021
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El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position
by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
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