cob head 

con head is another phrase for you complete muppet or were u born without a brain? they are so stupid they need therepy or special help

you utter cob head look what uve done to my bike!

cob head by walkin talkin ass stitch September 26, 2006

smarty head 

someone with a bald head, who really shouldnt have because there head is to small..

now then smarty head, hows that diet going..
or if they got a fat head, its a smarty head on steroids

smarty head by BoroLaduk November 23, 2006

Muk Head 

When you get a hickey on only the head of your penis, making look like the pokemon Muk.

Dude, the secretary at my office gave me the best Muk Head I've ever, the other day.

Muk Head by NoahHacksaw December 24, 2007

yando head 

A tweeker from the Valley of the Sun.

I saw this yando head walking down the street and I yelled at him "your mom called she wants you to stop tweekin', take a nap and eat a whopper."

yando head by Sam66396 April 16, 2008

Peetong Head 

Another nickname for calling someone dickhead.

"Steven is a peetong head."

Peetong Head by Bohnee August 7, 2008

Sprinkler Head 

When a person performs oral sex and salivates a large amount.

Dude, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me some wicked sprinkler head!

Sprinkler Head by butters623 June 3, 2009

Crisco Head 

A man or woman who shines their head with a vegetable lard based formula called crisco.

Man: Wow dude look at that crisco head. his head is gleaming with crisco shine!

Crisco Head by Bald Heads! August 21, 2009