Cock Waffle

A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems

Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.

by Bjl317 August 5, 2019

o' cock

your own personal time reckoning in stable, healthy relationships. dividing your day into o' cock and no' cock.

"whats the time, honey?"
"Its miss-you o' cock."

by Krkič January 19, 2020

Monster Cock

Laura's extremely huge penis.

Boy 1: She has a Monster Cock.

Boy 2: I know, right?

by Your Secret Santa :) November 22, 2020

Drain cock

1. A tap or valve used to draw off water (or other liquid) from the lowest part of a tank, boiler etc.
2. Someone who happily services your instrument, sloot.

Sometimes when the pressure builds up a man needs his trusty drain cock to relieve it. Services greatly appreciated.

by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020

Cock shot

A synonym for dick pic.

Send cock shot plz.

Okaey.

Thank.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson March 30, 2017

Chest cock

When a dude's cock is so long, it reaches his chest

Girl, that French dude surprised me with his chest cock

by Expired May 27, 2017

Cock-a-roach

An offensive name towards a person that looks like a deformed bug looking penis, mostly resembling a cockroach.

"You look like a Cock-a-roach, Steve!"

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017