A male or female can be referred to as a whale-pig-trash-bag. A male that is a whale-pig-trash-bag is just a piece of shit in general. Lazy, schtoopid and a bad load when doing drank. A female whale-pig-trash-bag is a sloppy fat chick that likes to bang dudes and deep throat hammers.
by Ohhhohhh August 16, 2022
As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.
Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.
Chad: Dude! You nasty!
Chad: Dude! You nasty!
by Arie Ola October 09, 2019
While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.
by M.G.B.P. January 07, 2012
When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.
by chino_on_ice January 15, 2012
When some crazy shit is about to happen and the only warning you can give is “my bag finna rip” because there is simply no better warning to describe the urgency of the impending situation
Ayee “my bag finna rip!!!!”
by Martin Lawrence October 04, 2019
Way of describing a hard faced women perhaps who has a tendancy to drink heavily and to get into frequent fights.
I opened my eyes the next morning and she had a face like a bag of nails, just looking at her gave me a massive soft on so I left before she woke up.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009