Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.

Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex

Cheese Suprise by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021

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cheese man

a man that’s made out of cheese but is also a human that saves the world from evil cheese

“oh yeah I saw cheese man on the news last night he destroyed all the evil cheese”

cheese man by AyUpLuv July 30, 2021

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Cheese

(adjective) A person who strives to remain in someone's (potentially a superior's) good books and will do anything including feeding the persons ego or snitch on other people. Similar to a teacher's pet or prefect.

Derived from the relationship of a mouse and cheese. The person, or cheese, has no real substance or integrity, but a small minded mouse will always seek them (an eat them) to make themselves feel better. The cheese will also act all happy-go-lucky by smiling all the time (like saying "cheese" in a photo) and acting as if they are god's gift to the earth

Ex: You should never trust Bob. He is nothing but a cheese and will report anything said in confidence to our boss.

Cheese by webster95 July 31, 2021

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Cheeked

When a pack of straight men dry hump you to death in the locker room. Usually popular among groups of upperclassman athletes. When performing this act is considered performative not homosexual. For the most part it is definitely sus.

Timothy dropped a pass during practice, luckily the seniors cheeked him up so he won’t do it again.

Cheeked by @akatyrone24 August 8, 2021

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