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catch 22 

1)A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules or conditions.

2) A contradictory or self-defeating course of action.

3) Novel by Joseph Heller.
"You're wasting your time," Doc Daneeka was forced to tell him.
"Can't you ground someone's who's crazy?"

"Oh sure, I have to. There's a rule saying I have to ground anyone who's crazy."

"Then why don't you ground me. Ask Clevinger."

"Clevinger? Where is Clevinger? You find Clevinger and I'll ask him."

"Then ask any of the others. They'll tell you how crazy I am."

"They're crazy."

"Then why don't you ground them?"

"Why don't they ask me to ground them?"

"Because they're crazy, that's why."

"Of course they're crazy," Doc Daneeka replied. "I just told you they're crazy didn't I? And you can't let crazy people decide whether you're crazy or not can you?"

Yossarian looked at him soberly and tried another approach. "Is Orr crazy?"
"He sure is," Doc Daneeka said.

"Can you ground him?"

"I sure can but first he has to ask me to. That's part of the rule."

"Then why doesn't he ask you to?"

"Because he's crazy," Doc Daneeka said. "He has to be crazy to keep flying combat missions after all the close calls he's had. Sure I can ground Orr. But first he has to ask me to."

"That's all he has to do to be grounded?"

"That's all. Let him ask me."

"And then you can ground him?" Yossarian asked.

"No, then I can't ground him."

"You mean there's a catch?"

"Sure there is a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy."

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, that specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of the clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka replied.
catch 22 by zopwx2 June 20, 2004
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Catology 

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.
Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"
Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010
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Cathlene 

A name for a very beautiful girl, a girl which your heart will be very attracted to.
very sweet and loving girl you want to spend all your time with.
friend: Bro go for that girl, she's a cathlene
me:SAY WORD
Cathlene by norfsideasian March 23, 2020

Catastrofuck 

When a hell-hole hits a cataclysm.

This word was coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on October 3, 2006.

Republican senator Linsey Graham's comments from the Daily Show clip:

"If it is seen that our country is trying to define the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of the CIA, why can't every other country redefine the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of their secret police? It would be a disaster."

Jon Stewart's response:

"Yes, a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now. Uh, what's it called when a hell-hole hits a cataclysm? A, uh... catastrofuck.

(pause)

I just coined that, didn't I?"
Friend 1: Wow, have you heard about the latest shit going on in Iraq?

Friend 2: Yeah. What a catastrofuck.
Catastrofuck by Eric D on the MIC September 23, 2008

bae-cation 

A vacation with bae. Its a combination of bae and vacation.
Josh took his bae, Mellisa on a bae-cation to Seychelles Islands, Africa
bae-cation by Very Long Guy May 16, 2016

C & E Catholics

A person who only attends mass on Christmas and Easter.
Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"

(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)

This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.
C & E Catholics by Chat Noir May 24, 2008

mary catherine 

beautiful, funny, smart, one of the greatest people you will ever meet in your life. She is alwasy there for you and will comfort you and always want to listen. You think that you will just be friends with her at first but then you will find that you have a crush on her. She is never mad at anyone and is always looking to have fun. All in all she is a great person who you need to meet.
hey is that mary catherine? whats up girl!
mary catherine by Jackson Mars December 28, 2013