wock

A combination of woke + wack. (adjective)

Man, I don't normally say this but that life hack is pretty wock.

by Periclod December 9, 2018

wonk saggin

1. when the balls on a man sag down

Yo my wonk saggin down to me knees!!!

by franke April 3, 2006

wonk

to have sex / get jiggy with it / bow chica wow-wow

omgg they wonked!

I wanna wonk him!

by Kaka Shiit September 24, 2007

Wonk

Marty, A gothic-ish boy who prefes the name wonk over charles and

'Hey charles! Looking preppy today'

'Call me WONK! and dude, I'm not preppy! I like evenessance!'

by Emmie December 13, 2003

Wonk-wackled

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.

"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."

by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

wonka'd

to chew up any kind of candy and spit it in someones face

dude austin tottally wonka'd elijah at the football game last night!!!

by MDR! October 21, 2009

Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010