witness

To check out, or look at members of the opposite sex; part of the teenage mating ritual; to look and lust over another human

Look! Those boys are witnessing us!

by Casey Jo June 15, 2003

Jehovah's Witnesses

The simple definition is as the name says Jehovah's Witnesses, or witnesses of Jehovah. In the texts of scriptures and writings from Moses to John, the word YHWH appears over 6700 times. No matter what language you use, whether you translate or transliterate, YHWH's name means "He who causes to become" and it directly points to His real name, which is the same in all languages.
Jehovah"He who causes to become", has caused to become the earth, all life on earth and even a way for all our sins to be washed away through the sacrifice of his Son, Jesus Christ.
All this and what do we as humans need to do? Practice the teachings set out for us in the Bible! All countries worldwide today have laws regarding murder, rape, theft and wrong WORLDWIDE as a humans we believe these things are. If humans are "created in God's image" would we not also have the same ideas genetically coded into us? We , as humans, also know that the current world society has declined since ancient times. We have not rooted out hunger. We have not prevented wars. We have not eliminated disease.

As humans, we strive to do our own thing, find our own way.
Is it possible for a race, who were caused to become, to find their own way?
Our history speaks volumes!

Jehovah's Witnesses go door to door because they believe in their hearts and minds that humanity can be saved because Jehovah wants all his children, who he "caused to become", to live and not to die through ignorance and pride.

Wouldn't you yell at the top of your lungs if you knew that your friends and family were about to be engulfed in a horrific and terrible natural disaster?

The person at the door replies"...... insert answer here..."

by shaemas September 1, 2008

Winona Ryder

(N.) The name that will always be a synonym for "Beautiful Cleptomaniac." Her thievery (Ever notice how hard it is to spell that word?) skills could use some work, though.

I Salute Winona Ryder for her thievery! Winona Ryder, you are a Clepto like us.

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

flying without wings

The act of a man urinating while standing without touching the penis.

Guy1: "Why didn't you wash your hands?"
Guy2: "It's ok, I was flying without wings."

by ryguy January 21, 2004

Skydive into a field of corn without a parachute

the act of smoking marijuana

"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"

by Jimmy D and the Nuggets December 24, 2007

withou-et

British for "without it."

Security Guard: "Do you have your ID?"
British Man: "No, I left it in me knickers."
Security Guard: "Well, ya con't get in withou-et."

by A. A. Ron August 29, 2005

witbooi

This is afrikaans slang meaning a boy or man that is so white it cant be helped. There is no way of stopping it.

John: hey you see boy over there. He is such a (witbooi) it is unbelievable.

Max: i know. I feel sorry for his girlfriend but it cant be helped.

John: his dancing either

by Jane Jordan January 7, 2019