wheatgross

Another name for wheatgrass, due to its gross taste.

A shot of wheatgross will make you shudder.

by Ae5Ea8 May 6, 2015

Whapoff

A variation of jagoff, someone who is a jerk. A portmanteau of whap and off.

That whapoff stole my sandwich!

by TrebleOak April 6, 2016

wheat wrap

An Indian or Arabic penis.

I eat and sat on his wheat wrap.

by wheat wrap June 26, 2016

Wheatabix

Wheatabix is a type of concrete or as some people say:"Wheatabix is cereal"
Wheatabix is a hard piece of shit that is mostly used in construction and breaking teeth.

Oh boy,i need to break my teeth and make a building.
Friend:Use wheatabix!

by TableTennisCoffeTable January 28, 2017

wheatfield

The action of running through fields of wheat in Maidenhead.

This is the naughtiest thing Theresa May ever did.

Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose… gosh. Do you know, I’m not quite sure. I can’t think what the naughtiest thing…

"Well, nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, there are times when… I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat wheatfield, the farmers weren’t too pleased about that."

by CSD123 July 19, 2017

Wheatist

Describes someone who appreciates and participates in the practice of admiring attractive females, i.e. recognising that they are Wheaty.

Said Wheatists are usually skilled in both detecting and commenting on the Wheatiness of said Wheaties, especially in situations where the attractive female is not to know of their attraction to her.

I was walking through the supermarket the other day when I, along with other guys in the vicinity, noticed an attractive female at the end of the aisle. These other guys proceeded to comment on how "Wheaty" she was... they were true Wheatists.

by wheatmaster9000 July 27, 2018

Whapp

A racist noun, usually paired with other nouns, verbs, and adjectives, telling the recipient that they're an African American that has an immense odor.

Shaggy: You a shtanky doo doo.
Bak: You a double shtanky doo doo whapp.
crowd goes fucking wild

by whip und nae nae May 30, 2018