Wheatist

Describes someone who appreciates and participates in the practice of admiring attractive females, i.e. recognising that they are Wheaty.

Said Wheatists are usually skilled in both detecting and commenting on the Wheatiness of said Wheaties, especially in situations where the attractive female is not to know of their attraction to her.
I was walking through the supermarket the other day when I, along with other guys in the vicinity, noticed an attractive female at the end of the aisle. These other guys proceeded to comment on how "Wheaty" she was... they were true Wheatists.
by wheatmaster9000 July 27, 2018
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