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Twittershitter

Someone who twitters every moment, including when they are on the toilet. Their drive to update their twitter feed overcomes their senses of tact, ethics, and morality.
Twitter: OH MAN I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT
Reply: You're such a twittershitter.
by asdasdo June 26, 2009
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Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.
Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018
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Twitter Alter Ph

Pervert Online Community

Portal for Sex Videos , Nude Pictures & Online Prostitution
by Dr. Philip Tash November 14, 2020
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titterlize

To titterlize is the modern tantalizing art in which you caress or fondle your female partner's breast to stimulate her arousal.

The word was found as a spelling error on Facebook, mistaken or misspelled for "titillate". The word was given meaning and mastered by two punky sexual pioneers whose names are not known. But they doin' all right.
"Titterlize your girl before getting it in with her and the both of you will have nothing but nice words for each other after the deed is done."

"That girl's tits are perf! Shaped by the Norse gods to be titterlized! She'd want to marry me after I'm done titterlizing her!"
by kllzbb August 25, 2013
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naked twister

A fun and exciting adventure of exposed contorted appendages where your fate lies in the hands of a colored spinner. A game played only with exposed bodies and the classic children's pastime known as twister. Can be played inside or outside of prison.
They're playing naked twister down at the ol' booty house every tuesday, so unless you stop breaking the law right now I think you'll be introduced as the new rookie athlete.
by twistedsteel&sexappeal May 17, 2017
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twitter

I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing
Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego
by homediggitizzle February 23, 2011
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Twatter

A person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers' pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.
Example 1: Mother fucking Teresa will that Stephen Fry ever shut the fuck up the fucking twatter?

Example 2: Have you read that over-indulgent twitter from Sam Crawford? He's obviously a twatter.
The hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word Twatter.
by rascal fumed row February 24, 2009
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