Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022

Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 28, 2015

Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.

The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.

by mastertrainer1978 November 28, 2024

Trumpet

Derived from “Trump’s-puppet.” A Trump supporter who never forms their own original thoughts/opinions and blindly follows Trump because he’s entertaining and uses strong rhetoric.

“Yeah he’s impossible to debate, he’s just a Trumpet.”

by Tagtart July 10, 2020

Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018

jazzy trumpet

The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.

Suzy gave me a jazzy trumpet yesterday and it felt like she was trying to spit in my urethra.

by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014

Trumpeting

The act of promoting pro trump propaganda in places that it does not belong to the exasperation of others.

Trumpeter in game chat: Honestly there is so much proof that Biden actually lost the elect-

Teammate: CAN YOU STOP FUCKING TRUMPETING I'M TRYING TO PLAY A GAME HERE

by Youhaveviolatedthelaw February 16, 2021