Tired Thirds 

Third person to hop on the train.

Greg called shotgun,

Brad called sloppy seconds,
Eh fuck it, i guess ill take tired thirds.

Tired Thirds by Fuckin_Monkey August 5, 2010

Tiredcel 

When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game

Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks

Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight

Tiredcel by D Flawless January 4, 2020

Tiree 

A goddess who’s always out there to make others smile. She stands out from everyone with her sparkling eyes and smile. Everyone loves tiree , ratonsand turtles included.

Me: “who’s that”
Y/n: “ oh that’s tiree”

Tiree by DinoNugNugs May 8, 2020

Tirelo 

Tirelo is a vernacular name from the language Tswana found in Southern Africa. It means service of the Lord and a Tirelo is one fun kind of person you want in your life because they never run out of humor even though they have their bad days but they will still make the sun shine for you. A blessing in disguise full of love and positivity. The type to care for others regardless of what they done. A peculiar personality you can rarely find on earth anymore, some might even say a rare breed of humanity.

Tirelo can be used in a vernacular sentence speaking the South African language Tswana.

"Tirelo ena etla tsamaya sentle"
This service shall go well

" Modimo otla tshegofatsa tirelo ya rona ka botlalo"
The Lord shall bless our service fully

Tirelo by Trody 21 November 24, 2021

Bald Tires

1) The last resort booty-call.

2) Something you continue to drive on even though it could fail at any moment.

Guy A: "Yeah, I texted all my usual booty-calls but none of them replied. I'm going to have to resort to my bald tires."

Guy B: "What? There's like a 50% chance that's going to be a massive fail."

Guy A: "I'm desperate, man. I got no other choice."

Bald Tires by Mamolee April 9, 2017

Flat tired wheelbarrow 

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

Flat tired wheelbarrow by Full Patch October 7, 2017

Pre-Tired 

The state of succumbing to tiredness or exhaustion after thinking about everything you have to do - but before actually starting any of it.

I got home from work and was ready to run my errands, but I got pre-tired and watched Netflix all night instead.

Pre-Tired by JC_Cali November 16, 2018