eye tired

When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake

I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer

by krazykdv April 24, 2014

Tired

To not sleep and stay up talking to your boyfriend or girlfriend!

I am so tired I stayed up talking to my boyfriend

by Stacies October 6, 2019

tire pile

Slang term for a suburban sex party featuring at least one little person.

My little buddy from work Larry says he can make it on Friday so it looks like we’ll be having a full on tire pile instead of the regular old orgy.

by KC Mc January 15, 2024

Hungry Tired

When you're too tired to feel hungry, but you're hungry enough that you can't fall asleep until after you ate.

I was that hungry tired, it took me 2 hours to decide if I was hungry, but after I ate food, I slept for 10 hours.

by Kakitsune November 13, 2021

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

Tire Recycle Fee

When buying tires, companies charge you for a 'Tire Recycle Fee' which makes no sense and quite frankly isn't fair. This term can be applied to basically anything.

Thug: Yea bro so I drank 6 of your beers.
Qweer: Well than you owe me 12$...
Thug: Ya I know but the tire recycle fee is 10$ so you'll only be getting 2$. Sorry bro
Qweer: ffs.

by BlG THUG November 29, 2010

Tired

No, what I'm tired of is piece of shit the-rapists trying to dictate to me what I want.

Hym "Oh? Really!? THAT'S what I want!? Because I thought I wanted a different thing but clearly I don't know what the fuck I'm talking. You're right. I would much rather be cattle than get credit for my contributions and be duely compensated for my property. You got it chief. It's the cattle's life for me I guess. I also don't need any of the things I think I need AND I'll take a heeping helping of being bullied into compliance by a serial rapist pretending to be me because HE should DEFINITELY be the decider of what ANYBODY does. That's great! I love that for me. And then! Then... When I get tired of that... I'll just kill a kid and then myself! It works perfectly for everyone! Great plan. Great talk. Thanks doc!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024