Swipe Test

An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.

Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!

Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!

by CulinaNY February 5, 2010

Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.

I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

Carti Test

When you're on a first date and you play Playboi Carti music to see wether your date will vibe with the songs or not. It may include similar artists like DESTROY LONELY, Kankan etc...

This girl totally passed the Carti test! I want her.

by Zahyo March 3, 2023

Test Lag

Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.

Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!

by anti.DOT December 17, 2009

Big Testes

Something you say when you feel very confident about a risky situation

I had big testes when my friend dared me to do something.

by Scott360 April 11, 2017

Test Anxiety

The stressful feeling of wanting to do well on an exam that overwhelms you before or during an exam which leads to being afraid of failing

Due to my test anxiety telling me to not fail the exam, my brain completely went blank and I had absolutely no idea what to do to answer the questions. FML.

by Ghostgam3r March 22, 2022

Voice test

A phrase used in Livejournal roleplaying circles to mean playing a character in a low-key, stress-free environment for the purpose of discerning how well one can play said character. Here, "voice" or "character voice" is shorthand for how in-character a player is.

"I'm posting with Cloud on dear_mun as a voice test. Here goes nothing!"

by Phida November 22, 2011