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teenie bopper

Girls about nine or ten years old that look like mini scene chicks and run around wearing their mom's fake pearls and bright pink tutu's with green striped stockings.

The best two things to ever happen to them was Jesse McCartney and Switchfoot.

They try to act like they're special when in all actuality, they're just acting like their poser older sisters.
Karren kicked a bunch of teenie boppers out of the coffee shop yesterday.
by marsvoltalover19 May 5, 2006
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teen girl squad

A cartoon drawn by Strong Bad by an e-mail request. Cheerleader, so-and-so, Wha'ts her face, and THE UGLY ONE! The characters represent the four steriotypes of teenage girls: A preppy one, a brainy one, a gothic one, and...well...an ugly one!
What's her face: I met a possum!
So-and-so: Good for you.
by Ihatesimpleplan July 4, 2004
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teen

1. Humans between the age of 12 and 18.
2. (internet)Any woman between the age of 18 and 70.
by Alan. May 12, 2006
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Teboner

(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner
Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner
by A non mous December 20, 2008
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Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards

AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.

The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.

...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.

Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.

People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:

-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts

-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
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teenie

Some one who likes a band/actor etc only because they are good looking. They are hated by all grungers and townies and in my opinion are wannabe grungers.
I love Mest because Tony is soo cute, i have never listened 2 one of their songs before but i dont care!
by Amy/punk princess/NANG! December 29, 2003
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Teenie

A Teenie is an obssesive girl (sometimes boy) ,usually a teenager, who like someone famous for their looks rather than talent.
They can been seen in places like buzznet, live journal etc.
Some DARING ones even write fanfiction... ¬.¬
They are most commonly kown for being rude, annoying, competitive and most of all...their lack knowledge for the english language.
zOMggg! j3r4ld wy i55 t0 lYK ttLY d13 fOR!!!
*dies*

stupid teenie...
by -xMEx- December 9, 2008
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