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The Birthday Suite

A fabled spa/resort somewhere in the USA where, on your birthday, you get to relax for the whole day. You don’t wear any clothes from the time you enter to the time you leave, and you get to spend all day having sex with multiple partners and feasting on Little Debbie snack cakes.
Where the hell is Tim?

Oh, he’s over at the Birthday Suite. He’s turning 41 today.
by Big Buck Johnson July 23, 2025
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Suit

A corporate creature with no identifiable unique personality belonging to the self. Someone who is dressed up to mask the reality of the person's humanity under the chothed exterior. Lawyers are the original suits given they tend to be corporate creatures, adept at role playing and projecting an outwardly image of reality onto observers around them, they wear a literal suit, and they also bring (law)suits in cases of litigious proceedings.
Mike Ross is a Suit in the eponymously named TV Series, but a lawyer could argue that both he and Harvey are innately human and surprisingly deep, rich characters, for which the series ironically owes much of it's success.
by Cyberdemon1995 September 18, 2022
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suit cheeser

It is a person who always wears a suit. To every event, no matter of the dresscode.
Like a cheeser, he is always wearing it.

He also likes to shove massive tools and objects up his bum.
*at bbq*
Oh damn Max is so a suit cheeser
by sad_programmer September 6, 2018
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There was lots of rotating machines along the pathway, so we had to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.
by HateStain May 7, 2025
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Destruction suit

A destruction suit, is a type of fursuit that has taken less than a month to make (Whether be just the head, a fullsuit, or a partial, doesnt matter) and has no thought put into it. Things like water colour on fur may be used to give a weirdly rough look.
Emma made a destruction suit for her friend as a gift.
by Count Nigel January 16, 2025
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Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.
Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.
by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020
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